Because of Jamie’s comment (he’s my Dad’s best friend), I made the clip of Del Boy falling in the wine bar, here it is:
OFAH Animated GIF
Sorry, BBC (but not much)
Looks like I owe BBC an apology, they ANNIHILATED the OFAH (Only Fools and Horses) video from yesterday’s post. Apparently, it’s copyright infringement to have a short clip of a programme. However, there are 32,900 OFAH videos on YouTube that haven’t been NUKED. So stop picking on a 10 year old fan, BBC – please don’t sue me, I’m sorry (but not much).
I’m gonna make an animation of that video so that I can share it without being exploded by BBC’s tactical nukes.
Classic Comedy
I like old comedies, they can be very funny. I would say my favourite old comedy is ‘Only Fools and Horses’, it’s hilarious. I also like ‘Friends’ and ‘Blackadder’, however, I haven’t seen much of ‘Blackadder’ yet. I’ve seen loads of episodes of ‘Friends’ as it’s on all the time on Comedy Central.
I think the funniest thing that I have ever seen is a scene from ‘Only Fools and Horses’. For some reason, it wasn’t on YouTube, so I uploaded it. Here it is:
My dad already had the DVD of the episode (it is a Christmas Special from 1996) and he told me to use an open source program called AVIDEMUX to make cuts to the video and keep only my favourite scene.
Death of the Dinos
I have made a new project, it is called ‘Death of the Dinos’ and it is about the theories of how dinosaurs may have become extinct. It also has ways to stop those theories if they happen to us. If you have Microsoft PowerPoint 2013, you can see some awesome transitions I have done; if you have an older version, you won’t see the transitions but you can still read the text. To get the presentation, click here.
The Most Amazing PES Match
I know I have already done a post about an amazing PES match, but that had only 15 goals; this game had 104 goals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not lying, seriously! This did happen. What actually happened was I played as ‘Jeevan’s Team’ against the worst team ever, ‘The Best Team’. It’s not actually the best. I played a 30 minute game. It ended 104-00 to me! I bet you can’t beat that, if you do, tell everyone in the comments.

The Standard Model Extension
In the last post I explained The Standard Model, there is just one problem, it is incomplete. I have created my own theory of how dark matter and dark energy could fit in The Standard Model. In my theory, there are two anti-quarks for dark matter called the Jeevan quark (sign of G) and the Jai quark (sign of J). As the dark matter quarks are anti-quarks the charges would be -2/3 for the G quark and +1/3 for the J quark. Dark energy is a lepton in my theory and is called zeta (sign of ζ) named after the 6th Greek letter. I believe the reason we haven’t seen dark matter and dark energy is because a boson called delta (sign of δ) named after the 4th Greek letter, detects particles that aren’t dark and alerts the dark matter and dark energy to shrink. Some people think there is a graviton for gravity, but I think gravity is part of mass and mass is explained in the Higgs boson. Here is the complete diagram:
I bet you didn’t notice the name of this post has 2 meanings.
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